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Blonde Execution
A red-head, brunette and a blonde were all about to be executed, one at a time. First up was the red-head, and as she stood up against the wall before several men with guns, she suddenly yelled, "Earthquake!"
All of the men were so confused they ran for cover and the red-head escaped by the time they realized there was no earthquake.
Next up was the brunette, who stood before the line of armed men and at the last second yelled, "TORNADO!"
Once again, the men were confused and the brunette slipped away when the men turned around to look for a tornado.
Finally, up stepped the blonde before the shooting line. The man in charged instructed his men, "Ready. Aim..." and just at that moment the blonde screamed, "FIRE!"
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